Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 02, 2022

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    Your resume should show juggling as your primary talent.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 2 years ago

    thank goodness a topic i can finally use in my everyday life.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    If you’re in a state that doesn’t require a permit to carry a gun…

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Runnnnn Mr Meenky. RUNNN!

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    mlester101 creator over 2 years ago

    For those of you new to MDJ, Minnie is in a constant struggle to do in her chew toy “Mr. Meenky”. (yes, named for Peter Sellers/Clouseau)

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Physics: Barring aerodynamic differences, they would land at the same time. (In a vacuum, a bowling ball and a feather would land together.

    As for premeditation, a bowling ball looks least like a weapon, but you would still have to explain why you had it on the ladder….

    “It was a science experiment…”

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I read somewhere that a new born baby weighs about the same as a bowling ball.

    Meh. Easy mistake to make. :)

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