Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 03, 2022

It was in “Music Appreciation”. He’d be asked, “Would you like to hear some music?” He’d answered: “Why yes I would appreciate that.”

Must’ve gone to Florida State or North Carolina.

I’m trying to pursue a career in showbiz.

Or you could sign as a free agent.

And yet these brain dead, barely literate, sports stars are held up as role models to be emulated, when it is highly likely that most of them would have trouble uttering more than two single syllable words without resorting to a series of ‘duhs’, “you knows”, or “errs”.

There’s always the USFL and the XFL…

The Andrew Lucks are few and far between.

Bachelor’s degree in Underwater Basket Weaving. I’m sure somebody’s hiring.

You can always become a HS Coach and teach Gym, or even History.

“Student athlete”—in same category as “giant shrimp”.

COLLEGE COURSE WE SHOULD HAVE—-

“What to do after you tear your ACL”.

Try the CFL, dude, and XFL and Arena Football. They play it in Europe now as well. People in the NFL get hurt all the time, and they’ll be looking out for talent. Don’t give up.

He can always be signed to a practice squad

Ouch.

He probably majored in “Eligibilitty.”

“There are 1,093,234 high school football players in the United States, and 6.5% of those high school players (or 71,060) will play in college. The drop off from college to the pros is even more dramatic: only 1.2% college-level players will get drafted to the NFL.”