Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 01, 2022

Scandal sells.

I have the brother from hell.

What time does “Drunk at the Pub” come on?

Busy lad

@Ling Today’s strip is slightly funny and a repeat all TV stations reporting our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s antics is priceless :o) , my avatar is a spoof of what other uses a LAP_TOP computer can be used for . like mine is from lack of use, come passerai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vecchio Amicho ? In Malta we have turned a communist date into a fiest day for St Joseph , anyway our day should be slightly busy but we woll cope I hope no early morning drive , shopping or errands to run , we both are in a good mood and we are staying inside and keep hydrated till 9.30 and watch when our Archbishop will celebrate the Holy Mass on television keep safe and a bientot pal

Jack parts Andy"s hair with that one!

Just what the media wants, fiction sales, fact fails!

That’s why Andy wanted the TV on. He’s proud of being in the “news”.

It’s Not all about me Jack! Som’ of me mates are skint at the moment and stayed home for the night.

the price of stardom

Try an American network, Jack.

Maybe you’ll get lucky and get a rerun of MY MOTHER THE CAR!!

Andy is very entertaining.

Out of curiosity, I wonder if many of the readers here are “regulars” at a local bar? My bar has no television, but there is a radio, and they make their own beers.

Remember “Bend it like Beckham”?. We could have "Break “em Like Capp”.

Andy could have a career as a reality TV star.

You’re quite the local celebrity, Andy. Anything to make a sleepy town like Hartlepool wake up.

“QUIET” is Andy’s euphemism for no one in the bar to buy him a drink. Well, at least he can finish the dregs of purple suit’s glass.

The subject of the documentaries were in plural, you mean there’s other people like Andy?

Next up: “When drunks fall into canals.”

I so envy Andy because he has seen the final season of “Peaky Blinders” and it won’t be released here in The Colonies until some time in June. Hmmmm…. wonder if Andy has razor blades sewn into the visor of his cap? I bet he does.

I’d love to hear the writer’s take on why Flo, the barman and Andy’s friends and acquaintances don’t belt him one and bar him