Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 06, 2022

Entitled parents traveling with poorly behaved brats are the worst

“Don’t tug on Superman’s cape, don’t spit into the wind, don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and DON’T mess with Mama Bear.”

It’s been a long time since air travel has been luxurious.

Yeah otherwise the victim won’t have any arms left

the right to bear arms rest

Everything was fine until Mama Bear found that Goldilocks was the stewardess.

Except for the poor soul that got the middle seat.

Exactly what is the mama bear/cub rule here?

middle seats suck

At least they’re in the back of the plane…

So that aisle is “just right?”

?

Another unbearable flight.

Wouldn’t she also have to book the middle seat so that no one else could sit there??? She’d have to pay for 3 seats!

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER get between a Momma Bear and her Cub!!!