The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 06, 2022

That’s no good. Who’s the coach? Hannibal Lecter?

Who’s on first? (Someone ’ad to say it.)

Wilberforce should be lucky that he was never asked to play a human speed bump !

Like father like son.

I’ve heard the expression, “Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.” I thought being the bug was the worst. I’ve been proven wrong.

I hope they had a rule against cleets!

At least he doesn’t have to “be the ball”. You’re not being the ball, Danny.

Like father like son. We know everyone walks all over Brutus.

Gotta wonder … if it was Freddy’s dog that chewed up first base, why didn’t they make him be first base? Guess that makes Wilberforce the scion of the Born Loser.

At least they didn’t insist on you laying down so the players could walk all over you.

Should have gotten Mother Gargle for that, the old bag!

You can’t get to second base without a first base. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Who`s on 1st

ouch… talk about being a doormat only a lot more worse. :\

Now, Brutus, it’s time to have words with the manager of Wilbur’s team. No player on a team should be stepped on or crashed into. Now, If I were manager, I’d volunteer for being first base. That would give me a great position to coach my team.

Cheer up Wilberforce, at least you weren’t the crash test dummy. Ouch ouch ooh ahh.

I would go home if I got treated that way.

What was on second?……

That…is worst than being put in right field!

Well, shouldn’t Freddy have been the First Base???

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Look at the bright side Wilberforce, it’s not everyone who can replace an inanimate object.

Just remember what Meghan Trainor said – it’s all about that base.

he’s lucky – i always had to play left out…

I didn’t realize I missed two extra days of comics. I am having my home painted. They have to come an extra day, and everything has to be removed that I need in my kitchen every day so they can paint. I asked when they are coming -“Oh, Monday or Tuesday.” So now I am wondering which day I get to eat. Mostly I have taken my dog and gone to the hospital for extra dog therapy time. She’s terrified of the painters when they are working but likes them just fine when they aren’t.