Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 09, 2022

The Exorcist, perhaps?

A movie about a deranged Siamese cat would scare me.

I came here from Peanuts Begins looking for Charlie Brown. He fell off his swing and disappeared in this direction!

That uncivil display has left me…well, speechless. Musta’ been the last word.

Bucky is the last one who should be calling someone ugly.

Quite ! You will wake up Satchel ;-)

That would be worse than watching “The Ring” alone at night.

You ought to be in pictures, Bucky!

My first year in college, there was a student in my dorm who had a Siamese. One day that cat saw another through a floor to ceiling window in the common area, and began screaming. It brought everyone out of their rooms in a near panic. Sounded like a baby being tortured, and was one of the scariest things I’ve ever heard (until I knew it was just … Herb).

The worst is the cry of the peacock. To me it always sounds like someone being garroted with a fat cord.

Now spin your head around a few times, Bucky.

T.C.A.R. [That Cat Ain’t Right—still.]

And that’s why he’s awesome.