Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 27, 2022

try a different hole.

Think Ralph’s wrong. Jimmy doesn’t look at all like he fell for it.

Bitcoin Coin Bit.

If it’s a quarter, then it’s a two-bit coin con.

Doesn’t look like Gramps has bit anything in quite a while.

When I worked in retail, I pulled a quarter out of the ear of an asst. manager’s daughter. She asked, “How did you do that”. The asst. said, “Please, don’t tell her. She will go around trying to pull quarters out of kids ears”. So I told her it was a secret.

I hear in the U.K. that “Pull my finger” is a … [wait for it]

FARThing joke …!

Some say bitcoin is phony like a $3 bill.

Yup, he’s crooked enough, and ready to walk a crooked path….

Mining

Jimmy says, “What’s a coin?”

Caption is wrong. It’s actually a coin bit.