Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 08, 2022

And when the world sees them, it will laugh.

Just in time for the summer ice skating season.

with these feet ….. i think you’d better be skating on your hands Agnie

And her skates will be chipped and blunted from wearing them on concrete.

Agnes would be a lot taller if she wasn’t tucked under so far. ;-D Happy Mother’s Day all you mothers!

Don’t forget the amazing triple Agnes

i’m looking forward to her backward froomahooma…

So that’s what they’re calling face and butt-plants these days… ☺

It’s nice to see Agnes wearing a different dress for a change.

I’m surprised her grandma can afford to get her ice skates in the first place – especially given her shoe size

“Next, Agnes will attempt a reverse fwoopendoodle, which has never been seen before in this country, or any other”

Go for it girl……

Agnes would probably say that wearing the skates on the sidewalk is how you break them in — she always has an answer for everything, after all.

I don’t know about finest, but I wouldn’t doubt that she could become the funniest figure skater the world has ever known ever. That’s assuming she first succeeds at actually learning to ice skate. It helps to be able to do something well before you try to parody it.

Can’t wait to see you do that Agnes after first learning how to skate then practicing.

I taught myself to ice skate in one go.