Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for May 12, 2022

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Oh, no! My windshield!

Ah. The new term for “women”. Appropriate.

Does one go in one door and come out the other?

Are these doors to the changing room?

The urinals in the Super Men’s room have a cubic boron nitride back wall.

(Most guys pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in the sidewalk.)

If the doors were for women, would “Superwomen” be redundant?

I’ll be out in a flash

Kevlar reinforced urinals, so they don’t super pee through the porcelain urinal.

Fire Proof, and explosion proof toilets so they don’t super poop thru the floor.

60 grit toilet paper, so they can get to the bottom, and clean it of super barnacles.

Why does everything have to be political? Supermen is obviously for men in tights. Takes longer.

I guessed the one on the right had Tucker Carlson’s (pick your favorite euphemism) tanners.

All sorts of connotations here