Pickles by Brian Crane for May 26, 2022

Each piece of the broken geode is lovely.

don’t diss geology, Opal, for you’re named after a rock too

Geode luck trying to reassemble it

I almost bought a geode when I was on vacation last month, but my suitcase was near the weight limit, so I decided not to.

Don’t be such a downer, Opal. You’re just making Nelson feel worse.

where’s the Gorilla Glue

What a let down, Nelson!

Sweep it up. Put it in a jar. There should still be some nice crystals to look at. Plus you can imagine it being like a “friend” who was cremated.

An ode to a G – lamentable!

Me too.

“So thanks for making me relive that particular moment!”

Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at!

Same with ice cream cones……

I’c constantly astounded at how careless little kids are these days.

Had it been a diamond……

how many days are we going to look at a pile of rubble? Go play.

A solid rock, indeed!

> prettier when they haven’t been dropped on the sidewalk

words heard by the nra never

This is another recycled strip, we’ve seen it before.

Age-old rule: Don’t let a kid do an adult’s job. Except for defusing bombs.

Today’s strip is a metaphor for the Earth…

So tie a crystal on a sting and give Grandma a necklace. Then it won’t be rubble.

Okay, this story arc is a little sad.