Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 16, 2022

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Good one! My favorite “Les” saying is: Here lies Lester Moore / Shot 4 times with a .44 / No Les, no Moore.

Remind me never to go shopping with Les. Or grammar police.

She gives Les more attention than she does her other customers. Les gets more for less. She’ll do anything for Les.

looks as if when it comes to 12 items or fewer she’s les concerned…

Les Nessman.

So, Les can have moore?

Where’s Les’ bandaid?

One of my pet peeves. Less/Fewer. C’mon people, it’s not that hard.

Lester, a co-worker always said, “Every time I weigh myself I weigh less.”