Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for May 10, 2022

They’re online taking their social media classes through Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, and TicTok.

Won’t know civics, history, science, but they’ll grow up brainwashed to accept social media feeds as gospel truth.

Once upon a time, the ‘SLOW’ command was intended to direct driver conduct, and not describe how the children were acting…

Sad! To think the next generation can’t even write cursive, read a real book, know what a typewriter is or a dial phone….play outside….

This society is raising robo-kids….

Slow , because they are all fat from eating processed foods and sitting around staring at a screen all day

They are sad because their parents have never let them go out of the house. If they do, the kids certainly weren’t allowed to leave the yard. Parents are obsessed about the safety their children to the point that’s unhealthy.

Kids can’t go somewhere. It’s not safe. They can’t have a friend over. The parents don’t know the other parents, so it’s not safe. They can’t ride their bike anywhere but the driveway. It’s not safe. I wonder the kids spend the whole day playing Xbox – the other option is to sit in the yard with their hands folded.

Mr. Wiggly: Peeping out the window of the house on the far left wondering what all the phone phuss is about.

That’s right up there with “Blind Drive” — if they’re blind, they shouldn’t be behind the wheel…!