Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 18, 2022

You need to have a lot of bread to get into the Upper Crust Cafe. So if you don’t have the dough, in you will not go…

And for dessert he had the top of the pie?

Snobby, huh!!! All that money and you can it just as good at a place down the street cheaper!!!

That’s a crumby deal. Just a slice of reality, I guess.

The waiter was so snooty..he asked me what the balance of my checkbook was….I told him 45.19! He threw me out…

The MENu is all PC …!

( Pun Correct )

I hope he’s just short and not crouching for the optimal view.

Obviously he had the Shortbread (but only the crust), but he also had the Sir Loin (British upper crust, doncha know), the King Crab, and the Creme-de-la-creme of Mushroom Soup…

Musta been that new French bistro with the $15 coffee

There is, down the road a piece, an Upper Crust…it’s a pizza place.

wonder how the snob felt about that…