Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 16, 2022

Now you can get indigestion from both your food and your new mother-in-law at the same time…

And it rings in the…..???

An okay place. Although sometimes the meal comes off without a hitch.

“Goin’ to the chapel an’ I’m gonna get… pot roast…”

“Speak now or forever hold your piece… of pie.”

(You can only get the rice “to go”)

Ah yes, The Hitching Post … where the cummerbuns are hot and the waitress-of-honor aprons are not …!

the chef solemnly pronounces, “stick a fork in ‘im, he’s done…”

“Union rings”

And across the street is a combination ice cream parlor and divorce court… they serve Confederate banana splits.