Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2022

To trump this he’s going to need a Wiz College scandal

“Adult” wizardry ? Wiz gonna get some sketchy pupils.

If Mickey Mouse us any example, apprentices may be more trouble than they are worth.

He’d have more luck by getting Harry Potter as a guest lecturer.

… plus … the apprentices can help clean up (sweep up) around here.

Apprentices? A “college”? It sounds like he’s planning to run for president as an IDiot.

There’s probably a lab fee.

Ooh it’s adult wizardry! I suppose then Harry Potter aged boys need not apply.

…and so Hogwarts downward spiral began.

The college of Hard Rocks…

Talk about having a real Master of Science degree

Where do I sign up?

“Adult erectile disfuntion” classes?? Really?

Still more useful than most college classes.

why Dark Wizardry?

I wonder is his classes were subsidized by the Catholic Church? They needed a lot of witches and warlocks to burn back then.

Sign ‘em up. No limits on numbers. Charge ’em big $$ tuition and fees. Assure them they won’t hafta pay until after graduation.

The humble beginnings of Hogwarts.

C’mon, Blue!

Kinda like tRump U but it’s actually worth the money.

First Wiz Quiz: Walk through that arch support.

well now we know where the failed spells come from

Don’t any cartoonists understand proper grammar, as related to prepositions?

https://video.disney.com/watch/sorcerer-s-apprentice-fantasia-4ea9ebc01a74ea59a5867853

Sign me up……

Unlike in the Harry Potter universe, you can learn this stuff without having been born a wizard? Sign me up!

A few appentices will be enough to overthrow the fink and take over the reins.

Unseen University!