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I planted two shade trees for my patio, just at hammock distance apart. Now they’re big and sturdy enough. The mosquitos, though, have claimed my back yard.
C almost 3 years ago
No net gain there
Grumpy Old Guy almost 3 years ago
Coastal redwood trees can grow 3 – 10 feet per year, under the right conditions….
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
The first time he tried, they were still in their nursery pots.
swedishdaddy almost 3 years ago
Or get the Miracle-weight-loss
F-Flash almost 3 years ago
A hammock with training wheels.
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
Monty thought he could save a few $$ on the hammock stand.
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
Monty, could you tie it lower?
Spoonbone almost 3 years ago
Stay-cables bracing the trees outward, Monty, ya nitwit.
joeatwork212 almost 3 years ago
Do many of you, like me, skip this column for a week when they run the kid and butler? I just don’t find it funny.
drycurt almost 3 years ago
I planted two shade trees for my patio, just at hammock distance apart. Now they’re big and sturdy enough. The mosquitos, though, have claimed my back yard.
WCraft almost 3 years ago
Odd – the hammock was above the ground when I approached it…
paul brians almost 3 years ago
Those aren’t redwoods.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
Javanese bamboo can grow up to 6 inches a day.
Gary Elmore almost 3 years ago
5/23/22 – so where is yesterday’s comic?
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Monty, you youthful tree-slaying, lazy lard-butt, you! Go get it yourself and give them a break (or, more precisely, a not-break)….