I don’t really get umbrellas. Their sole purpose is to keep you dry when it rains, and they don’t do that. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep your head dry, but all of your clothes still get soaked. And yet, people still not only carry them around, but also suggest that I must not have thought ahead whenever I fail to have one when it rains. I did think ahead: I thought that I would rather just get rained on than get rained on while holding a stick with a sail on it and fighting against the wind to keep it upright.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pray for a windstorm.
jmworacle over 2 years ago
Well, there goes his plans for Saturday night.
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
His instincts are instinks.
Michael Helwig over 2 years ago
Must not live in Portland.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
I don’t really get umbrellas. Their sole purpose is to keep you dry when it rains, and they don’t do that. If you’re lucky, they’ll keep your head dry, but all of your clothes still get soaked. And yet, people still not only carry them around, but also suggest that I must not have thought ahead whenever I fail to have one when it rains. I did think ahead: I thought that I would rather just get rained on than get rained on while holding a stick with a sail on it and fighting against the wind to keep it upright.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
He was just going with the odds.