Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 02, 2022

Could happen!

Oh, please let Tommy Wiseau step off the trolley and cut to Mark and Lisa having painful sex on the trolley stairs and then let James Nguyen film the trolley while it is parking while giving the film a 50 percent discount!

Ah, the good ol’ days of the bush administration. Sure, he and cronies did horrible war crimes… End of sentence.

0000 0000 0000 is a random number.

Catch 22 here!

Don’t switch! Go for the five people, there are too many people in the world already, and they are dumb people; otherwise why would they be congregating in the middle of the street?

Don’t kill the baby! Don’t kill the monkey! Kill the Earth, I’m sick of it!

It’s the central idea if rugged individualism: Sometimes ya gotta break the rules, especially if they inconvenience you.

Even more perplexing, to get the terrorist information we need, we have to use Belarusian proxies to extract it.

One of the great monsters of this country.

“It’s illegal for unauthorized personnel to touch the controls.”

True story: The local union tried to get a man fired for using a ladder without authorization. They considered irrelevant the fact that he used it to save someone’s life.

… unless Jack Bauer is available. Laws and rules never apply to him.