The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2022

That’s healthy meal. You can always pick off what you don’t like.

Uncle Ted knows how feed kids.

Zucchini and cauliflower on a pizza?!

The extra cheese and bacon should make up for the zucchini and cauliflower.

I’d eat it all but the crust. Too many carbs in the crust.

Cauliflower and zucchini on a pizza? I’d rather have pineapple on the pizza. Thank you.

What? No anchovies?

Pizza is health food. It has the 4 major food groups.

Wow. Now that is a combination pizza with everything.

well, he still had something healthy. :d

… and a craft beer.

Wilberforce did get the four major food groups – salt, fat, grease and high calories. Acid reflux anyone. Plop plop fizz fizz – alka seltzer anyone?

“And I have a bag with the tomatoes, peppers, zucchini, and cauliflower for you!”

“Also the Oxford comma I left out in panel two.”

He didn’t lie. He answered his questions as asked.

He made a healthy pizza. Whether they ate a healthy pizza is a different story….

That’s a well “rounded” meal! ; )

Well, it sounds a lot healthier than the pizza I usually eat.

Sounds good.

we once sent some of our zucchini to my wife’s cousin, who used to run a little inn in a tourist town and was excessively proud of his modest cooking skills. we’ve ever after jokingly repeated a line from his thank you note – “zucchini is good because it doesn’t have any taste”…