Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 31, 2022

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    zekepotato  over 2 years ago

    Making biscuits is an expression “cat people” use to describe cats repeatably pushing your stomach with their paws after they’ve crawled in your lap. Just like they were kneading dough.

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    The cat version of the Pillsbury Doughboy?

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    Copy-&-Paste  over 2 years ago

    Carful…If it’s the same biscuits my cat makes I’d watch what you eat…PHEW!

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    Red Bird  over 2 years ago

    Mmm, I love me some biscuits.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What, no peanut sticks

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    mjjk1985  over 2 years ago

    He doesn’t kneed gravy.

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    Stocky One  over 2 years ago

    Why??

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    Disco Biscuits

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    1simplecat  over 2 years ago

    I always referred to it as “cutting doughnuts”.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So, Muffin makes biscuits.

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    And maybe a few tootsie rolls.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The late-great Katze Girl you see in my avatar was expert at this.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A friend in kneed….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Usually, at about 3 am.

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    BigBoy  over 2 years ago

    Now push that glass jar of biscuits off the edge of the counter baykerpuss

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    RobinHood  over 2 years ago

    A True Cat Cafe

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    ehselin1967  over 2 years ago

    Thank you!

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    NorrieFar Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just adding my thanks, too

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    Blackthorne42  over 2 years ago

    In the South, we have what’s called “cat-head biscuits.” Biscuits as big as a cat’s head… and they’re the best biscuits you can ever have.

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    spaceagesoul  over 2 years ago

    Cat biscuits?

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