Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 14, 2022

They all had a hot plot…..

Cosmo has novelS???

A novel idea

The government sponsored book burning camp.

I didn’t think those novels had enough paper in them

He might also need them at the latrine.

What a burn on Cosmo.

Unfahrenheit 451

Were those ‘Novels’ on ‘Kindle’?

kindle fire

… and marshmallows have a low kindling temperature ..

I have one novel left over for next time.

I wondered why long stories are called “novels” but I guess someone wrote a work of fiction that went on and on and his friend said “a 300 page story? That’s novel!”

I thought the punchline would be that he needed them to help him get to sleep.

Or TP!

A burning review.

ba dum tss

Which is why I never finished my novel

“Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people.” – Heinrich Heine

Or T.P.?

Book Burning?? Must be Florida

Need something to get the fire going! Save tour dryer lint!