JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 31, 2022

Leave it alone.

You gonna take it on nature hikes? It’s a fish in a bowl. Traveling to camp would be more stress for it than anything, just for starters.

This can’t end well. If there’s a lake, Sonny is going to learn about the “survival of the fittest” in person.

I wish I could take my fish on vacation with me.

I shudder to think what “Plan B” could be!

cue the ominous music

Isn’t Sunny supposed to be an environmentalist? Surely she knows this cannot end well.

At carnivals,are they still giving away goldfish in water-filled plastic bags?

Bad people often start with animals then move on to humans. Sunny is about to begin animal trafficking —which might lead to human trafficking as an adult??

(He said as if that was a real possibility.)

A very bad idea here.

Seems odd that Sunny would advocate breaking the rules.