Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 31, 2022

Good for what ales you

ale is a priority according to Andy

That was horrible timing… for Andy.

Is that a Phrygian cap on the Ale Guy?

Poor Andy, busted again!

The rent collector should just take the ale on consignment.

If we don’t eat, do we not perish? If we do not drink, do we not wither? Now shove off mate until my next Dole check.

Beer cycle….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-31st-may-2022-27084603

Andy had better pay up or Mr. Furley might come for the money next.

As one can see, Mr. Capp is Ale-ing. And he must rest up to ferment ways to pay the rent. He will then being, the stout fellow that he is, run to the Rent-man and pay his rent yeast he forget to do so again. Since he doesn’t want any bitter feelings to be held for his lager-ly paying of his rent. So Mr. Rent-man. don’t think that Andy is being draft now.

Wait till rentman meets covid

Andy looks like he’s doing a Barbara Eden impersonation…

Do I remember correctly, the rent collector is Percy?

Heh. Yup, gotcher priorities straight.. and now known by the landlord. Well, he likely already knew.

Check out those checked pants on the delivery guy. 1960/70’s golf tyle pants. Matching outfit though. Essentials to Andy has nothing to do with food or rent – just booze and women and gambling. Essentials of life for some.

Wait…what happened to poor Percy?

Andy is a Disgrace with a capital D.

That’s why we love him.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m currently at the library so I’m writing to you from there. I’m not sure if you’ve heard of ‘Pick n’ Mix’ candy (I’ll provide a link which includes the different names it has) but a store I regularly visit is selling it for half price until 6th June, I saw the advert on Facebook. It’s £1.50 for a Medium cup and that’s the one I’m planning to get tomorrow. You just go to the Pick n’ Mix station and fill the cup with all your favourites.

Here is the link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulk_confectionery

My local KFC will have finished being refurbished on Thursday. So it looks like I still won’t be going tomorrow but definitely the week after. On 16th June, I’m at the carvery.

Unfortunately the owner’s dog was not in the hairdressing salon today. He was at home with her son who is studying for exams. Me and my Mum were both disappointed. Ahahahaha.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Ok, then. Turns back to Andy and says, “You have one week, pay it or move out.”

That IS an essential priority. (For Andy, anyway.) By the way, shouldn’t that be Percy?

The strip is funny. I am, however, distracted by the editorial choice of “10 weeks” instead of “ten weeks”.