Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 08, 2022

Or when you open the car door at the vet’s office while holding a cat who’s going to be neutered. It was like he KNEW. One of my all-time favorite pets but we never saw him again…he just kept running.

Sonic boom to follow…

Ours would run full tilt around the house twice only then would she come back in for a much needed nap…

Aren’t you gonna catch that dog?

Roughly 0.0001c

You should see the delivery man run when our dogs start barkin’.

That’s sorta like the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

“Exit velocity” is the dumbest baseball statistic I’ve ever heard of.

All the players on both teams should keep bunting over and overuntil a treaty is signed agreeing never to use those words again.

When i was a kid my basset hound Chester once did this the other way, running into my neighbour’s place when he opened the door. Next thing you know he was on the table eating my neighbour’s breakfast ham and eggs

I really like “exit velocity” to explain a liner to shortstop. Suits rule

Mine have had to sit and wait while I opened the door. It’s not that hard to train. Barring that, put a leash on them before you open it.