Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 13, 2022

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Aha! So that’s why!

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    Too funny

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 3 years ago

    He only steals right socks.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You just ruined all the suspense Half Full built up today!!!

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    Red Bird  almost 3 years ago

    Gee, it socks to be them.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 3 years ago

    This breings up a good point. Why should one-legged people have to buy socks and shoes in pairs?

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    A department store clerk once told me that people will steal single shoes, for some unknown reason. There can’t be that many one-legged people out there.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  almost 3 years ago

    Dark humor!!

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    Had him PEGGED as the sock bandit all along!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Now, what WOOD give him the idea the socks are his?

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So THAT’S where they all go!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Piracy socks. Arrrrrr!

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    Since he took a male and female sock, he must have a matching wife at home.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    AHA!

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    po'dawg  almost 3 years ago

    His brother “The Panty Pirate” has a whole lot more fun. Especially on laundry day when they are out of clean under wear.

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ahoy maties. The cretin is targeting Arrghyle socks.

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    Caeruleancentaur  almost 3 years ago

    Now this one is laugh-out-loud funny!

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    mountainclimber  almost 3 years ago

    Nice way to make a new friend?

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    Hire the Ninja Sloth to get your socks back.

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