La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 16, 2022

pretty much sums it right up

Never thought of eating a firearm, but I can imagine RWNJs attempting to do so as a substitute for viagra.

Something about bringing a gun and getting all the tacos you want….

But still leaving with a gun. But that would be in bad taste.

I sold my pistol and bought some LeCreuset cookware, so kinda the same thing.

Republicans have long attacked nutrition programs in schools, opposing such commonsense measures as free breakfasts and lunches for the poorest students. Now it seems that the Republicans want to require more guns in schools. Maybe Alcaraz is on to something.

“Sorry teacher, I can’t concentrate when I’m hungry.”

“Sorry pupil, no food here. The Republicans sent us guns instead”

“Yummy!”

Remember tacos don’t kill people; overspicing kills people. :)

Just kidding. Many thanks to Lalo Alcaraz for taking up this cause in earnest.

More guns is not the answer. The odds are that the people you kill with your gun would not be some bad guy in a shootout but rather a family member, a child, a dumb kid trying to pull a prank or yourself. Facts are facts.

Damn. They changed the punchline in translation again. Baldo in Espaniol has a different punchline.

Man, I’ll trade some of my American League jersey collection for some tacos…