Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2022

“What qualifies you to work at this company?”

“Wrong kind of interview.”

Phoebe: So why do you find yourself stuck looking at your reflection sometimes?

Marigold: Quiet you.

Let me guess: the humans’ Boy and Girl Scouts stole the unicorns’ “be prepared” motto too.

Me: “So Marigold, what makes you qualified for this gig?”

Marigold: “I am prepared…and also UNICORN!” Me: “Welp, you’re hired!”

When you have magic then you have access to anything. Wanna cowboy hat"? POOF! Ya got one!

Translation: because unicorn.

So is the Boy Scout one

Unicorn Scouts

We haven’t seen her in action, but Howard Stern probably needn’t worry yet.

The unicorn motto not only inspired the Boy Scouts, it also inspired Scar from “The Lion King”.

She looks quite fetching in that hat. For a unicorn.

A paparuni!

Gee, just like Batman.

I thought the unicorn motto was just: “Unicorn!”

Unicorn millinery includes hat-sorting hats.

unicorn of many hats. der, phoebe

Today, June 19th and my unicorn balloon is still floating up on the ceiling! We had a wonderful thunder storm last night and will probably have another tonight. And the Unicorn balloon just shrugs it all off and flies jauntily on!