Monty by Jim Meddick for June 21, 2022

Kirk: "Stand ready! Set phasers on “goo”."

“He’s stuck, Jim.”

I wants me one.

Perrrfect for the little wisenheimer who always says “You crack me up”.

Wrong Tip !

Smart setting to leave it on when visiting Monty.

Morons should not be trusted with guns.

I didn’t think Monty would be a trigger happy type personality.

Does it have a setting for shaving cream?

Monty will never move from that spot again.

“Somebody pass the jelly…gun!”

Fleshy is gonna be really ticked when he gets out of that…

You know, the first several words I came up with could have different meanings when applied to a cat. Ticked, pi$$ed, cheesed off… you know, madder than a wet cat…

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That’s what you get for snooping, Monty. :)

I don’t know, Doc. That looks like fairly serious damage, at least to Monty’s carpet.

A very advanced civilization’s tools will also double as any weapons they may need.

Monty is a reckless, stupid-assed jerk. He could have blown them all to bits by his dumb actions. Doc oughta phase him into some Alternate Timeline where he can’t do harm!

Never leave any weapon where it is accessible to children… or morons.