Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 23, 2022

me too ヽ(•‿•)ノ

What’s in that salad; lettuce, tomatoes, onions and broken dreams?

I’m surprised it took more than one meal.

Reason number 73 why I am glad I am not a girl.

Mother nature never intended my body to get pregnant. It takes a lot of energy to bring a pregnancy to term. Fat is one of the best sources of that energy. The body won’t even start a pregnancy if a woman doesn’t have enough fat on board. So scientifically, women have an affinity for fat or maybe fat has an affinity for women.

On the flip side, testosterone, in spite of some of its negative effects, builds muscle and burns fat.

And this is why I have to actually eat the chocolate brownie to put on weight. My wife just has to think about it.

Drink another bottle of wine. You’ll feel vindicated.

When you go on a diet, you have to realize that to maintain the size you want you will have to be on that diet for the rest of your life. The minute you start eating normally, your body starts to return to its’ normal size, and if that’s fat, that’s normal for you.

I bet the salad bar restaurants, especially Souper Salad are happy too!

Me too! :-)

You need some protein on that salad.