Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 21, 2022

say it, Kevin, and you get pummeled

Mulch ado about nothing.

Thank you, Kevin, for justifying Alice’s decision to carry mulch to the top of the tube slide.

And Dill wants to marry Alice? I’d go with Amber Heard instead.

Mulch is aeronautically unstable…

It looks more like a tube drop to me.

She will be if she uses it. “Doink”, “Ouch.”

That’s a lot of mulch in her pocket.

“Why does all my mulch keep disappearing?”

Ah! Flying mulch! Run for your lives!

Proper male children might run from the onslaught but only as far as she can throw. Then turn and continue with the remarks.

Laundry day must really be something at the Otterloop household. Mom has to be diligent to search all pockets before loading the washer, what with all the mulch and little plastic swords and saltine crumbs in there.

Poor Kevin! Can’t catch a break. Can’t even catch falling mulch. Dill is Collateral Damage….