Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 24, 2022

When opportunity knocks, I’m usually in the bath. Better than the situation Aunty describes.

Indeed, do research on the various “opportunities” that come your way. Don’t take the first option. That would be “slopportunity”!

I take mine with a dash of hemlock, please!

Perhaps the poison is the thirst for opportunity in its own right?

My wife told me, There’s no such things as problems, just opportunities. "

That’s great, I thought. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity !!

Fools rush in….

i’ll drink to that…