Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 20, 2022

Different styles available, I see. :D

What if the doctor’s got arachnophobia?

The other spiders will just call him old eight eyes.

Love the sign!

Shelob swore by this place.

While most spiders have eight eyes, some species have six, four, two, or even no eyes.

I imagine it’s pretty challenging putting in contacts.

Hmm. Librarian or John Lennon?

The doc is an arachnid also! Dark webs at your service!

I love a good sight gag.

Hey, Eight Eyes!

So how do the glasses stay on? Spiders don’t have external ears.

It’s a fly-by-night operation.

So…..Doc Oct?

I assume the cruel kids will call him 16-eyes.

Doc is probably an octopus. Which is clearer 1 or 2, 1 or 2, 1 or 2….

he heard about this shop on the web…

How many octicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One, or two?

One or two?

One… or two?

I thought there was a similar one recently, but I went back to 6/1 and couldn’t find it…