Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2022

1.5 volts

Oh, I don’t. One time, and I’m done.

It’s good to see a positive post.

Hit him! I’ve always wanted to see assault ’n battery.

Hey, that guy may look like he’s in charge, but he doesn’t run the place.

He’s just a seller, with a different charge for each item.

If you want to rent a space, ask the guy who works at the outlet store…. it’s across the street by the bus terminal.

If it’s closed cos it’s Sunday, he might be hanging out at the juice bar.

He’ll get you plugged in.

Now, if you’ll excuse me… I have to call AAA.

Pardon me? Oh… 12 volt.

Yeah, I wish you could, too, thanks.

I am positively “anode” by the question, 3 amps worth.

“I don’t. I’m non-rechargeable. I only discharge.”

There’s a market for fleas?

I’ve got my limit, ya know!

Is there some significance to the phone being off the hook?

Ohm positive this is a bargain.

What if he’s Never Ready and I can’t replace my Ooz-O-Vac’s?

Hunnert percent!

on the plus side, he’s got a battery of stuff to sell – just call his cell…

“Not as much as I used to.”