Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2022

Keep on bugging Blanche, Wiz, and you might also need a chiropractor.

Wiz is dead right about this!

Apparently, you don’t have to be a doctor, in a lot of places, since the coroner is a political position and not a medical one.

WIZ! Use your powers and zap yourself well!

He’s dead Jim.

Dr. Leonard McCoy

Had an ear infection with a fever, Doctor refused to see me without a covid test that they don’t provide. Went to an empty parking lot for some random guy in the back of a pallet truck to hand me a vial with a cotton swab. To find out the results, MAKO Medical wanted my Name, Address, Phone Number, Email, SSN, Drivers License and credit card information. Decided not to know the results – if I had it, the “free” test given by the state would have contacted me if I had it. Hopefully I wont lose my hearing to an ear infection.

Now, with that darned socialized medicine, I got a house call Christmas Day in France. Paid 50 Euros.

Let’s keep ourselves healthy by eating right, sleeping right, getting proper exercise, getting plenty of direct sunlight, taking supplements where called for, cultivating a sense of humor, avoiding negative people, and avoiding unnecessary stress. And then we won’t need a doctor.

Wasn’t aware of that.

An unusual amount of concern from Blanche.

An unusual amount of concern from Blanche.