Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for August 19, 2022

A liar. He could be a perfect politician.

Is this arc leading up to a Prozac commercial or what ?

Welcome to Joey Gallo’s world.

I MEANT TO DO THAT!

The answer to many of life’s problems.

That’s what cats always do ;)

It eases the pain to rationalize one’s failures.

At least until hunger pains set in.

That should work, at least until he starts looking malnourished.

Maybe you’re jinxing yourself by trying too hard…

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maybe a change in diet?

as I recall I got tired of the ant eater much like this week

never heard of either of them!

Of course, you’ll still starve.

You can just lie and say you hit them all. Works for Trump

Ants taste better after they get overconfident!