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You are just faking it. Your targeting scanner is broken. You can get a new one from Acme products Inc for the low Dirt Cheap price of only $7.95. Acme products. Free shipping! ( I don’t know how long, I can keep doing this.)
seanfear over 2 years ago
maybe you need new glasses
C over 2 years ago
Four eyes are better than what you got
BigDaveGlass over 2 years ago
He’s shy, he doesn’t want to make a spectacle of himself…….
Algolei I over 2 years ago
Snakes got sticky tongues!
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
A moral for today in ’merica
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
He must be starving by now….something’s gotta give….
oakie817 over 2 years ago
find an anthill
scarlett.pumpernickel over 2 years ago
I always thought snakes slithered sideways.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
Defeatanter…
Chithing over 2 years ago
Nice play on words with “broke.” Penniless, or malfunctioning. Works either way.
blakerl over 2 years ago
You are just faking it. Your targeting scanner is broken. You can get a new one from Acme products Inc for the low Dirt Cheap price of only $7.95. Acme products. Free shipping! ( I don’t know how long, I can keep doing this.)
wjones over 2 years ago
Maybe you should use more ZAP and less ZOT.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Snake has shown him that if he’s willing to be more reptilian, he might acquire the ability for perfect slips of the tongue.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
It will work out fine until Jane shows up. (She dislikes snakes!)