Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for June 21, 2022

He’s got it covered

Don’t trifle with Dana.

Say “I just decided to have a leisurely breakfast”. Rita will hear and give Ed a raise for being so decisive.

Alien abduction, bus crash, CIA debriefing.

Quit picking on poor Ed

I had to wait for her yo wake up and unlock the hand cuffs.

In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.

I used to have dreams about being late to work, so many interruptions.

I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

5 hours late. Why even bother showing up?

The Untouchables

I’m surprised that Rita has delegated any yelling.

There was a huge ball of fire over my house, couldn’t get out until clouds blocked it.

How does Ed still have a job? He either must work on the cheap for a programmer or he’s a coding wiz.