The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 26, 2022

Good combination sheep and root beer. Personally I like mint sauce on my lamb.

Even as the rootinest tootinest meanest sheepboy west of the Assiniboine, Rory still has the manners to take his hat off at the table.

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.

Time to mosey on out Rory.

Rory must have learned all his cowboy lingo listening to Gabby Hayes while watching reruns of Howdy Doody!

The bartender knows what Rory is saying….he’s just giving him a hard time….and Rory’s schitck is not fun anymore!

“Ima Jonesin’ ta take someone out behind the barn and givem a right smart passel uv knuckle sandwiches!”

“Jonesin’?”

Funny how a hat changes folk.. put a trump MAGA hat on a sane person and bingo.. you have an idiot. Put a cowboy hat on a sheep and you have.. a silly cartoon

Rory doesn’t know gee from haw, but he’s cute.

what? this “talking sheep” doesn’t understand Amurrican??

Teach the barkeep a lesson. Mosey on outta there.

I want to scream! I’m hankering and yearning too!