I was almost 6 feet tall by the time I was 15, so I never got carded in bars or liquor stores. The first time I had to show ID to get anything was when I brought some cough syrup at the age of 50…
About a week before turning fifty, I got an AARP application in the mail, and got carded for buying beer in a grocery store….on the same day. True story.
Ida No over 2 years ago
Giant Cyclops: “It’s ok. [sniff] I really just needed a few gallons of eye drops.”
Differentname over 2 years ago
I was almost 6 feet tall by the time I was 15, so I never got carded in bars or liquor stores. The first time I had to show ID to get anything was when I brought some cough syrup at the age of 50…
cor_en_fa over 2 years ago
About a week before turning fifty, I got an AARP application in the mail, and got carded for buying beer in a grocery store….on the same day. True story.
robertengle7 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Didn’t know cough medicine was sold by the pound, since it’s a liquid and all. The dude must already be high on meth.
Algolei I over 2 years ago
Is Zach Weiner related to Zach Weinersmith, or is that just a coincidence?
Buoy over 2 years ago
Zach needs his slurpie.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
“Gigantic cyclops” is redundant when you consider the mythology.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 2 years ago
I guess Zack is cyclops-chow now.
gawaintheknight over 2 years ago
But I can sell you a whole bunch of handguns!