Dana Summers for June 23, 2022

No. 45 (the Turd Reich) announced at one of his recent rallies that his fans will never see HIM on bicycle. Or in a gym. Or in a swimsuit. Or at a salad bar. I’d bet he doesn’t know how to ride a bike, or even a tricycle.

Get Mumbling Joe some training wheels! The man is a clown.

^Fake news from a real liar.

Try getting Your Messiah onto a bicycle, Summers.

He cannot walk 200 yards, cannot walk down a ramp, cannot drink using only one hand.

.

But that doesn’t matter, because his Treason is something to be admired, right Summers?

That won’t happen to Trump. Unless he somehow manages to get out of his stroller, that is.

“I want to ride my bicycle” (Queen)

“You say John, I say Wayne. Hot dog, I say cool it man. I don’t wanna be the President of America”

A perfect metaphor for the Biden Presidency – A face plant right into the ground. Well done, Dana. You captured the moment perfectly!

Forgot to put the crowbar TFG left in the spokes of that wheel.

No, no, no. Economy is wonderful. Biden’s doing a great job.

Is it possible that Dana is trying to distract from the Jan 6 Committee?

I think a few of you need to face reality here. 1) Trump is no longer president and has been gone for year and a half. 2) Biden policies, including sanctions on Russia and closing down keystone , and closing down domestic oil production has damaged this country. This isn’t a democrat / republican issue. Both sides are bad and don’t serve the american people. Government needs a complete clearing out , including the local levels. They don’t serve us, just their super rich.

These Conservative Cartoonists are finding the bike mishap to be like manna from heaven!

You know why he always rode a train, don’t you? He couldn’t walk up more than two steps without falling.

Joe is in his second childhood and needs a tricycle.

I loved Cult-45’s comment on this: “I can promise you’ll never see me on a bike.” The one promise we can all trust him to keep.

If this is based on the real event, then the price of crude (and gas) will lower, inflation will lower and normalize, the Americans will then dust themselves off and resume normal activities.

Wow … how original. I think this is the fifth time I’ve seen something like this.

Lying traitor Trump can’t even walk down a ramp.

Can you imagine seeing his fat behind on a bike.