Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 25, 2022

Better cut him down before the police show up.

I’m disappointed—I was hoping for a continuation of last week’s arc.

I wanted to see the “beanie-baby bubble” burst, with Duke and Earl losing everything!!

Didn’t they once have Zonker playing in the line? Bet they lost a few game back then.

In the alienated silence of Panel 3, Prez King stealthily undoes his tie, which is vaguely Yale alumni, I think, but slanting to the right….

It’s not MCC. It’s not Brigade of Guards. Is it Lawrence Welk: The Last Polka Tour?

No need to buy out the FBall coach’s contract, a great money saving option.

Sounds like the Badgers in the late ‘60s, when one fan at Camp Randall was heard to remark to another, "Well, looks as if we’ll make the Toilet Bowl again this year."

What ever happened to good old tar and feathers?

If only we could get people as involved in the state of the world today as they are with their favorite sports teams.

UC Santa Cruz does not have a football team. I have no problem with people playing football: I just don’t see it being shoe-horned into the “college experience” so alumni will fund … more football.

Don’t change anything! The Cumberland Bulldogs program was on its way to achieving notoriety again with something to add to one particular feat from the 1916 season!!

when was it that Duke’s head was flipping open and Mini-Duke was taking over control?

Is this College actually focusing on academics? Bad College, Bad College.