Good question. Arguably, Satan, if either existed, would have been stunningly successful, having coopted his rival’s special day and turned it to evil material interests. And what color does Satan traditionally wear? Maybe they’re the same individual. Both have their minions come out at night. And both have little imp-like minions. And you never see them in the same place. Like you never see a department store Satan, taking kids on his knee and asking, “And what can I bring you in exchange for your soul, little girl?” And that North Pole business is just a red herring. “Is Santa really Satan?” “Can’t be. Satan likes it hot.”
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Where the “N” is placed.
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
Out of curiosity, I googled “Snata”, and found that somebody had already thought of that one.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snata
Other anagrams also came up with google hits, but never mind.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Same as the difference between Krampus and kranky, right? Krampus and campus? (Because everyone’s cranky on campus.)
Okay, I’ll quit stretching for it. Not a first baseman or anything.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good question. Arguably, Satan, if either existed, would have been stunningly successful, having coopted his rival’s special day and turned it to evil material interests. And what color does Satan traditionally wear? Maybe they’re the same individual. Both have their minions come out at night. And both have little imp-like minions. And you never see them in the same place. Like you never see a department store Satan, taking kids on his knee and asking, “And what can I bring you in exchange for your soul, little girl?” And that North Pole business is just a red herring. “Is Santa really Satan?” “Can’t be. Satan likes it hot.”
briggs.roy078 over 2 years ago
Just ask the Church Lady.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Church lady, a pious but wonderful woman!
willie_mctell over 2 years ago
Santa spelled backwards is Atnas.
bradw789 over 2 years ago
None whatsoever.