Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for June 27, 2022

Timing is everything.

Forget it, you can’t.

Congratulations. You made me do a quick ceiling scan. Don’t want anyone dropping in on me.

Return dressed up as members of a homeowner’s association.

If you kill the spider, then the ghost of the spider will haunt you. That’s REALLY scary.

You don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

When eight legs hit your eye and you do a big cry

That’s arachnid

When the world seems to shrink like you’ve to die in a blink

That’s arachnid

Webstrings swing, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling

And you’ll sing, “Vita macabra”

Hearts will skip tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay

Yikes giant tarantula!

When you see stars and you sweat and you singing falsetto signore

Scusa me, but you see, now it’s time just for thee

To do chores…

Centipedes are worse – more legs and they can move very fast.

Little Mr. Muffet.

As spider ghosts?

Insects don’t bother me. Ghosts, meh. The prospect of having to deal with customer service, now that sends shivers down my spine.

you’ll do fine once you get in the spirit…