Strange Brew by John Deering for July 04, 2022

He doesn’t know what to say at job interviews.

He started off as a silent partner.

His prospects are mimed out

When asked to describe his abilities, he was at a loss for words…

There was a murder at the mime convention. They are still trying to find the suspect. No one would talk.

They’re mostly self-employed I thought. All my balloon animal work has been pro-bono. ( trade secret, teach some kid to make a balloon sword and you can spend most of the day just blowing up balloons for him )

Nah…everybody knows that “happy marriage” is the ultimate oxymoron!

No just moron.

So somebody couldn’t keep their mouth shut at work huh?

It should be “redundant”, not “oxymoron”. Unless JD really likes mimes.

A chatty mime would be an oxymoron…

Speak out against this injustice.

Learn the words.

I’m at a loss for words to convey my reaction. :)