Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 08, 2022

I believe your tip falls into the category of an NFT. In other words it can’t used at a coffee shop.

The higher the tip, the higher the return.

The server doesn’t return a tip left by the cat into the bowl.

[The cat coughs up her tip and leaves it in a relatively random place.]

The server missed the bowl…lol

At our home, the little dog (on the left) does the cleanup for us after the big dog has eaten.

Years ago we had a dog that did that. He’d take the first couple of mouthfuls and place them on the floor beside the bowl. then eat what was in the bowl, then go back and eat what he had put on the floor. He was a strange pupper.