Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 03, 2022

Mom, he just called me an anole!

“Hey, Kid — got a joke for ya. Here, pull my tail.”

Imputation

Time to call Geico

This is why many reptiles “abandon” their eggs and many species have to just grow up on their own.

This is the part where she eats her young

Gonna be called stumpy at school for a few months and the girl lizards are going to snicker when they see you in the hall.

Hey, you got chocolate on my peanut butter.

No, you got peanut butter on my chocolate

Tattle tail.