On A Claire Day by Carla Ventresca and Henry Beckett for March 13, 2025

I deliver prescriptions for a pharmacy. I tell people that I’m a drug runner.

Often a distinction without a difference, other than who gets the protection money.

Is it only in America where people listen in on other people’s conversation…

And complain, when they might not be speaking American?

Same diff

if you’re going to sell for big Pharma, practice saying side effects real fast

You’ve got to watch what you say, Sammi. That lady is definitely judging you and Claire.

I used to tell folks that “My father sells drugs.” Which he did – he sold to veterinarians.

Sure, that makes it better. I mean, it’s not like prescription drugs ever hurt anyone, right?