Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 22, 2022

And Lassie.

I used to think Nermal was a girl, but it was more the eyelashes that foooled me.

Mom, that is a cosmic thing to say.

Heathcliff

There’s also Sylvester, Felix, Snagglepuss and Tom Cat.

You can blame W. Disney for that.

No, Kevin, it’s all dog owners are boys and all cat owners are girls. (ducks)

Garfield saves the day!

You just sit in your room and read your World Book Encyclopedias until the family can trust you with company again.

Cartoon logic will get you nowhere, and everywhere.

Dave Barry remarked decades ago that in French, potatoes are female and dogs are male, even when they aren’t. He added, “This does not mean that a dog can have sex with a potato, but it would probably try.”

I’m a little sad about these reruns. It’s still good though