Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 14, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He hasn’t got a ghost of a chance.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Selling life insurance to ghosts saved the company!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Keep trying: “That’s the spirit!”

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    EmmettWayne  over 2 years ago

    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak. Very weak!

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    But your beneficiaries….

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well, that settles it. Acme sells everything!

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    amaneaux  over 2 years ago

    Well, it’s not the salesman who’s late.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    He’s not as late as the guy opening the door.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Come back when your selling after life insurance.

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    PaulGoes  over 2 years ago

    That’s the spirit!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    how can he answer the door when he’s departed…?

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