F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 13, 2022

Average doesn’t put you in the middle. You want the median human speed for that. Sheesh.

hey i thought that was me! >:(

Also called Participation Trophies

A lean mean running machine.

He’s the middlest person because he lost the battle of the bulge…

I’m middling proud of you dad!

It’s harder to do than running as fast as you can.

He had a 50 50 chance it could of gone either way.

And I wear only extra-medium clothes!

I find that achievement neither impressive or disappointing.

doubtless, his achievement met with a lukewarm response…

Take that man out for a celebratory bowl of oatmeal!

William Tenn: “Null-P”

This is only true if the speed of humans is normally distributed. ;-)